\documentclass[char]{castle}
\begin{document}

\name{\cJagerBad{}}

\cenquote{``But I'm an old man, and I've lived \textbf{here} a \textbf{long time}. I've learned that just because something is ``impossible'' -- doesn't mean it \textbf{can't happen}.''}{-- Carson Von Mekkan}

You have been waiting a very long time.

% His son, Oxalof Heterodyne force-fed him Jagerdraught


\begin{itemz}[Draft of goals]
  \item Take over Great Britain
  \item Test Bond
  \item Hats
  \item Become human and retake the castle
\end{itemz}

\end{document}
